I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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