i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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