If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
