We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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