return my video game
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
