Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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