He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
