And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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