Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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