Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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