I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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