Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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