it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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