it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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