i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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