Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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