no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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