why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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