Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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