Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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