I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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