Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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