How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I pour the whiskey from now on
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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