There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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