I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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