eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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