Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just puked most of my soul out..
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