I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize