Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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