Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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