Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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