doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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