You surviving the open bar?
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I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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