I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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