sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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