Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Couch. On fire.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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