when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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