Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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