we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
