He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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