Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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