dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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