Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
