Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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