You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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