no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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