you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
