my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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