and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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