Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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