Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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