apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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