so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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